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Nea Smirni
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Sassy, Smart, Adventurous Sapiosexual Seeks Same

Moved to Athens in May 2022 after selling my house in Alaska--I intend to become an EU citizen. Retired Air Force nurse with a Master's in Nursing; also currently a grad student in Greece. I love hiking, biking, diving, Nordic skiing and skating, yoga, road trips, craft beer, wine, travel, languages (I speak 3+), the occasional Netflix binge, Sunday fundays, the performing arts, and gentlemen. I am not here here for hookups, ONS, FWB, NSA, casual sex, or a sugar daddy--single men only, no kids, and financially stable, please! ;)

Appearance
Best Feature
Butt
Hair
Auburn/Red
Eyes
Green
Physique
Athletic
Height
5'  2"   (157 cm)
Family Roots
American
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Regularly
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Spiritual
Education
Master's Degree
Occupation
Retired
Income
$60,000 - $75,000
Politics
Middle Of The Road
What languages do you speak?
English, German, Spanish
Favorite Music
Acoustic, Alternative, Folk, Rock & Roll, Latin, Classical, Funk
Favorites
Favorite Actors
Jason Bateman, Steve Carroll, Tom Hardy, Bradley Cooper, Christoph Waltz, John Goodman, Robert De Niro, Matthew McConaughey, John Cena, Vince Vaughn
Favorite Actresses
Laura Linney, Julianne Moore, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Emma Thompson, Charlize Theron, Sandra Bullock, Meryl Streep, Kristen Bell, Kate Winslet, Kathy Bates, Amanda Peet, Anne Hathaway
Favorite Artists
Matisse, Chagall, Gaudi
Favorite Athletes
Don't care
Favorite Authors
Annie Dillard, Bill Bryson, Jared Diamond, Elizabeth Gilbert, Malcolm Gladwell, Marvin Harris, Robert Kaplan, David Sedaris, Tom Robbins
Favorite Bands
Brandi Carlile, Serena Ryder, Sia, Birdy, Jonatha Brooke, Patty Griffin, Amos Lee, Chris Stapleton, Nathaniel Ratliffe, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell, Live, Nirvana, Garbage, Liz Phair, Alanis Morissette
Favorite Hangouts
Wineries, breweries, local bike shop, local dive shop, hiking/biking trail, beach, restaurants, theater, with friends, home
Favorite Books
The Pilgrim at Tinker Creek; Walden; Cows, Pigs, Wars, & Witches; The Third Chimpanzee, The Ethical Slut, Attached, Fear
Favorite Cities
Ljubljana, Dubrovnik, Zadar, Asheville, Villefranche-sur-Mer, Stuttgart, Garmisch, Tarragona
Favorite Clothing Stores
Columbia, Carve, Title Nine, consignment shops, local boutiques
Favorite Colors
Not today, hackers, not today!
Favorite Country
Pretty much anywhere except 'Murica
Favorite Drinks
Manhattan, Aperol spritz, dry wine, craft beer, limoncello, rakomelo, sangria
Favorite Fashion Designers
Don't care
Favorite Fast Foods
Gross, but I'm a sucker for Taco Bell on the rare occasions that I'm hungover.
Favorite Magazines
Alert Diver, Women's Health
Favorite Comedies
Kissing Jessica Stein, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Paul, Run Fatboy Run, Practical Magic
Favorite Dramas
Vicky Christina Barcelona, Practical Magic, The Intouchables
Favorite Horror Movies
Saw, Paranormal Activity, Conjuring, Annabelle
Favorite News Anchor
Ron Burgundy ;p
Favorite Night Clubs
Not super into clubbing
Favorite Plays
Any Broadway musical
Favorite Politicians
That's an oxymoron!
Favorite Sports Teams
Don't care
Favorite Quote From A Movie
Run, Forrest, Run!
Favorite Restaurants
Sooo many!
Favorite Sports
Diving, Cycling, Nordic skiing and skating, hiking, packrafting, kayaking, SUPing, swimming
Favorite TV Comedies
Bless this Mess, The Good Place, The Goldbergs, Last Man Standing, Young Sheldon, Letterkenny, Simpsons
Favorite TV Dramas
Lucifer, Preacher, This Is Us, Grey's Anatomy, Gilded Age, Downton Abbey, American Horror Story, Stranger Things
Favorite TV News Sources
BBC, Al Jazeera, NPR, New York Times
Favorite Foods
Everything!
Favorite Styles Of Music
Folk, Americana
Interests
Animals
Zoos and aquariums are fun.
Antiques
I have some of my granny's.
Art
Enjoy.
Barbecues
Yum!
Bars
Fun, in moderation. Prefer wine bars and breweries. I don't like nightclubs.
Basketball
Couldn't be less interested.
Board Games
I have several!
Camping
With s'mores!
Card Games
Dutch Blitz is my favorite!
Children
Don't fit with my lifestyle, but I like other people's well-behaved children, and I love to hold babies!
Circus
My life??
Comedy
I enjoy stand-up comedy specials.
Cooking
Love cooking!
Dancing
Swing, Latin, waltz, 2-step...
Dating
Necessary evil...
Dogs and Cats
Love them all; prefer the ones that don't shed.
Drawing
I suck at drawing.
Exercise
HIIT, yoga, pilates
Food
Yes, please. All of it. Hold the olives.
Gardening
House plants
Guns
Regulated!
Live Concerts
I prefer intimate venues and assigned seats.
Medicine
I'm a nurse!
Movies
Like
Opera
I had season tickets in Alaska.
Pets
I miss my doggo.
Philosophy
Humanism with a splash of Hedonism
Politics
Eff Donald Trump and the entire GOP!
Psychology
Stable. ;)
Reading
Must!
Religion
Root of all evil...
Running
Too damn hot for running!
School
Lifelong learner! 3 Bachelors, 2 Masters, 2 certificates
Shopping
Only if I have to
Singing
LOVE to sing!!
Sky Diving
Never
Snowboarding
Broke my arm...
Television
Sometimes
Theater
Love live theater, especially musicals!
Traveling
As often as possible
Video Games
Waste of time, but Atari was fun growing up
Walking
Everywhere
Writing
I'm good at it and really into grammar.
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Daring
Affectionateness Somewhat Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Somewhat Confident
Independence Very Independent
Mood Average
Romance Very Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Extroverted
Thought Process Very Analytical
Tolerance Very Compliant
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Somewhat High
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Not a Part At All
Neatness Super Neat
Punctuality Always On Time
Spending Average
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Not at first sight. I'm a sapiosexual. Need at least a deep conversation or two and intellectual chemistry. Love takes time.
How many kids would you like to have?
ZERO. None. Zilch. Hard pass.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Very, but also their intellect, humor, personality, respect, trust, and kindness
What is the purpose of marriage?
Religious and/or legal bullshit, mostly, but also symbolic lifelong commitment and love. Could be useful for immigration... ;)
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
It's more important to know what I don't want them what I do want.
What do your friends like about you most?
That I'm not like most Americans. Also that I'm fun, vibrant, and don't know a stranger.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
Being "Snow White."
What gets on your nerves?
Slow walkers, slow talkers, loud chewers, snoring, mean people, loud upstairs neighbors, people who watch videos on their phones without earbuds, all these wannabe influencers obsessed with Insta (and themselves), bad hair days, insects, toilets without seats!
What turns you off?
Trying to get me to have sex right away, groping me, rudeness, willful ignorance, stupidity, arrogance, intolerance
What turns you on?
Intelligence, confidence, kindness, a good sense of humor, physical attraction, good conversation, athleticism and fitness, independence, ambition, success, adventure, stamina, open-mindedness
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Getting my EU citizenship and living my best expat life
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