I know this road like the back of my hand

Puppies love squeaky toys because of wolf instincts, it reminds them of prey being killed. Nothing happened the way you remember it, most your childhood memories are made up subconsciously by your brain that needs to fill in the gaps. Bread kills ducks slowly. Cheese kills mice slowly. T Rex never roared, it most likely quaked like a duck. Earth is historically hit by a Carrington level event every 150 years. We're 10+ years overdue. You're the villain in someone's story. Looks matter in daily life. Things are your fault, at least some. Everyone picks their nose. You're 4 times more likely to drown in bath tub than be killed by a terrorist. You're 7 times more likely to die by your own hands than someone else's. Most things don't have a simple solution, often both sides are wrong and both sides are right, except Nazis, and republicans. Many people have disadvantages because of where they start in life, no matter how hard you work, you'll always be behind. Everyone is going to hurt you, find someone worth suffering for. The first one to get angry loses. They also serve who only stand and wait. Those incapable of guilt usually have good time. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Beware of Greeks baring gifts.