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Simplicity is Beauty

Here's where everyone has to pigeonhole themselves. There's so much more to a person than just a small paragraph on a commercial website. Everyone is unique with their own likes, dislikes and eccentricities. Probably the only commonality of those signed up here is just that: they are all signed up here and perhaps we are all Armenians with an interest in meeting other Armenians, as well. Save for the occasional lost African or Chinese. Anyway, since there is an abundance of Armenian females here, it’s my job to look into this further. Some fun facts about me: I've been known to eat peanuts with the shell, I have most of my teeth, lol, and I always go out of my way to emancipate spiders and earthworms. -Barouyr

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5' 11"   (180 cm)
Family Roots
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Has Kids
Wants Kids
Bachelor's Degree
Sales Representative / Retail / Wholesale
I'll tell you later
I'll tell you later
What languages do you speak?
English, Armenian
Favorite Music
Classical, Classic Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Middle Eastern / Persian / Arabic
Favorite Actors
Krikor Satamian, Al Pacino; Robin Williams, Bill Murray (the guy is simply awsome), Bonzo, Dan Akroyd, Michael Palin
Favorite Actresses
Jodie Foster, Jennifer Connelly, Jolene Blalock
Favorite Artists
Da Vinci, Michaelangelo, Chihuly, Pavarotti
Favorite Athletes
Favorite Authors
Richard Wright, Madeleine L'Engle, Homer, Dante Alighieri, Niccolo Machiavelli
Favorite Bands
Arthur Meschian, Pink Floyd, Queen, Phil Collins, U2, Sting, Mozart, SOAD, AC/DC, the Rolling Stones baby
Favorite Hangouts
in the middle of a lake with a canoe. with the snow monkeys in Japan that sit in the hot springs all day long-ah, thats the life
Favorite Books
A Wrinkle in Time, Plumbing for Dummies, Your Dog is Married to You, and my favorite: Don't Look Here:The Joke is in Your Pants!
Favorite Cities
San Francisco, CA,
Favorite Clothing Stores
Favorite Colors
purple, blue
Favorite Country
Favorite Drinks
orange juice, tea, cocoa, the stuff i just threw into my blender - I've been known to blend everything:onions, jalapenos with ba
Favorite Fashion Designers
My Mom, Nike, Durable Clothing
Favorite Fast Foods
pink slime ended it for me
Favorite Magazines
Forbes, Wired, Nat Geo, MAD
Favorite Comedies
History of the World Part I; The Dictator; Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Favorite Dramas
A Man Called Horse, The Sound of Music, Kiki's Delivery Service, The Princess and the Warrior, Last of the Dogmen, Avatar
Favorite Horror Movies
The Decent, 28 days later , the White Seal
Favorite Action Movies
Gladiator, AVP, Independence Day, The Librarian
Favorite News Anchor
Peter Jennings, Hala Gurani
Favorite Night Clubs
don't do nightclubs, unless you count hanging out in my basement at night
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Favorite Plays
One flew over the cuckoo's nest
Favorite Politicians
Bloomberg, Pataki, Kasich
Favorite Sports Teams
Everett Senior Citizens Bingo League
Favorite Quote From A Movie
squeal like a pig, boy!/ you had me at 'hello'/ those weren't pillows! / hmm, tastes like chicken
Favorite Restaurants
Your kitchen.
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Cilicia,Stairway to Heaven,Bohemian Rhapsody,Crazy Train,Unchained Melody,B/G Ave Maria,Karoun Karoun,Desert Rose, Thunderstruck
Favorite Sports
canoeing, hiking, ping pong
Favorite Stocks
Favorite TV Comedies
Big Bang Theory, Gilligan's Island, Red Dwarf, Burning Love
Favorite TV Dramas
Star Trek Enterprise, The Sopranos, Person of Interest, V, Korean Dramas
Favorite TV News Sources
60 minutes, Dateline, 20/20
Favorite Foods
your cooking: Armenian / Mediterranean / Italian / East Indian / Chinese / Malay / Mexican / Baneer Hatz
Favorite Styles Of Music
There's alot, except for that dribble that I hear coming from the car next to me.
Most Armenians are skilled at it. We call it: yergoo-yeresantz-ootyoon.
cute and cuddly, unless I'm eating it. Chicken Vindaloo is one of my favorite dishes.
Some artists have the gift and some pretend because they wanted to avoid math class in school.
enough with the upside down coffee grounds. I pour water.
sometimes when i'm lost I try to find the North Star
I am yet to taste really good bbq - I know it exists - where are you?
waste of time
used to play on a team, but 6 big Armenian dudes on a road trip to LA will do everything BUT basketball, Chameech!
1 + 1 = 3, 4, 5...
Board Games
I tend to get ruthless in Monopoly
Business Finance
I think its required education: whether you're buying a house, playing with stocks, or balancing a checkbook
I remember in boy scouts, waking up in my sleeping bag in the middle of nowhere with a giant tiger slug staring me in the face.
something with 4 wheels that gets from A to B, without gassing the occupants or making milk shake of your brain
cuties - an opportunity to make a better world, then they enter grade school
CA DMV is better than the zoo
laughter brings people together
Community Service
Sometimes I feel a need but it soon goes away. J/K:) I like volunteering for worthy causes.
I wish - I'm better at eating, but being Armenian, I would say I'm pretty spoiled when it comes to good food
two left feet but would love to learn if given an opportunity, pretty good at the funky chicken
Dating for purposes of finding a mate: sure. Dating for other reasons: sorry. Eating dates: all the time
Dogs and Cats
There was a cat once, who asked me for my help, so I adopted him. And I named him: Gadoo.
people tell me I draw well but its been a long time
I used to follow the latest gadgets, now I just look for reliability. My cell phone is glued to my pants
every chance I get.
good food is one of the great pleasures and as long as its made with love, it eventually becomes great
when i was a kid, we played smear the qu..., basically anything goes to get the ball. It's probably outlawed now.
waste of time and money
I think about it, and ways of improving upon how things are done and how to scare the crows away. Squirrels work for me.
I'll show you mine sometime:)
its a tool, not an occupation
Live Concerts
That's what ear plugs are for. j/k I have slept through many classical concerts, as well.
quite good at it and my favorite topic in school, its one of the few subjects where you can't suffer the teacher's bias
not a fan of pharmaceuticals and more a believer in natural remedies.
a great movie is a moment to let your mind relax and enjoy and one that takes you to places that you've never been to before
I appreciate the great music / Bocelli / All women should have at least one helmet with horns.
I had a parrot once that would make flatulence noises
only when I'm on the porcelain throne; why do I always find myself in some sausage festival?
most (not all) photographers are perverts
I care about competent, honest people - pants are optional. Unfortunately, it seems that most who pursue it are psychopaths
those weren't pillows!? ; Where do you buy that neon lime green monokini that Borat wore? ; Squirrels?
Testing. Testing. I want Lahmajoon and hay for my camel.
I try to read something besides food labels but there is only so many hours in the day
I try to do the right thing Monday through Sunday and not just on Sunday, like alot of people I know
I don't see a need for one, my hair is just fine:)
Every time I'm in East L.A. or near the Mexican border
getting educated is a luxury - and one of the best times of your life
In the shower. One of my uncles sings to his cat... it happens
Sky Diving
All of the famous people are doing it. Next year, its jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge w/o a parachute.
Last time I remember, one was flying (literally) right over my head.
I just tune in for the post game riots.
Stock Market
What takes up alot of my thoughts and time.
I'm over it, except I seem to be chained to my cellphone. My vacuum doesn't need me anymore.
I enjoy watching the news, Mad TV, SNL
with a DVD and a monster tv, you make your own theater
I watch Rick Steves. I've been to most of Europe that way. Surprisingly, he lives 15 minutes away from me, too.
Video Games
last time I was 12 y.o. - who has time to waste like that? Plus if its 2 am, i can just log on and watch my crazy cousin go at i
alot, usually when I'm looking for my car in a parking lot:) or while I'm shopping at Costco
years ago I realized my writing was going downhill because of the computer, now with Siri its in the swamp
Adventurousness Very Daring
Affectionateness Very Doting
Trustingness Somewhat Skeptical
Confidence Very Confident
Independence Average
Mood Somewhat Chill
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Somewhat Extroverted
Thought Process Very Analytical
Tolerance Average
Dress Very Casual
Energy Somewhat High
Go Party Rarely
Religion Large Part
Neatness Not Too Neat
Punctuality Often Late
Spending Somewhat Thrifty
Work Ethic Driven
Describe the perfect evening.
Meeting a nice, intelligent girl and just clicking together. She's interested in me and I, her, and where we are doesn't matter.
Describe your perfect weekend.
going to the zoo on a nice, sunny day and enjoying the monkeys hurl feces on the visitors and at each other
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Well, I'd have to look at her a couple times and make sure she's not a dude, first. Living in San Fran, you tend to pick up these habits.
How many kids would you like to have?
as many as she wants:) and at least 2.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
to some extent: as long as she doesn't weigh more than me or has a beard. Well, the beard is ok, most Armenian women pluck, anyway.
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
to fly, to be invisible, to stop time, to make pakhlava appear at a wink of the eyes
What is the purpose of marriage?
you're mine, i'm your's
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
respect for the law, respect for others, respect for yourself and a sense of control over your actions in the face of adversity. To wear shorts while eating beans. Never walk behind a Chinese restaurant. Citrucil and prune juice together - just don't do it.
What do your friends like about you most?
People say I'm a funny guy, who tends to be the center of attention. I like laughter and making people laugh.
What do your friends tease you about the most?
With guys, its the law of the jungle: the smaller ones know to get out of the way of the larger ones.
What gets on your nerves?
People who don't respect others, or the environment. People who make lying a sport. Crows. Smokers: never understood why someone would intentionally inhale toxic gases; selfish people who think of themselves before or at the expense of others; serious people; squirrels who drop my walnuts.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Love, affection and mutual respect. And good cooking.
What's the best age to get married?
preferably before you have to wear diapers for the 2nd time.
What turns you off?
If I see a beautiful girl in a grocery store and she walks to the frozen food isle. Or one who smokes (you begin to wonder what else she likes to put in her mouth.) She has a vast knowledge of alcoholic drinks. Considers Ramen a food group. Has a targeted selfie of her rear/girls in her profile or a pic with her current bf/ex bf /car /or talking into her cell phone. Or how about those selfies in bathroom stalls? Does that say sexy or what? Considers clubbing a pastime. Has a tramp stamp or tattoo(s) of her previous boyfiend(s) name(s). Likes to wear tight dresses that barely cover her (cheeks.) Likes to go commando. Shows up to a date driving her ex-boyfriend's truck. Accidentally calls you Jose. Has more make up on than a circus clown or has draw in eye brows. Sees the Jersey Shore as a lifestyle choice. Or if she spends half the day at the salon and the other half at the mall. Has a beard (I mean a beard like santa). Buys frozen pilaf. A voice like Arnold. You know: basic stuff. And my favorite: has a cropped picture with a hand still on her arse.
What turns you on?
A natural woman who doesn't spend hours getting ready. She has propriety in how she talks and looks. She speaks Armenian or tries to. She at least makes an effort to make something for dinner even if it is kind of blackened and crunchy and sets off the smoke alarms. Has a sense of responsibility. She's her own person and doesn't let others influence her. Has intelligence. Be yourself/have a thought/a goal/a conscience and be confident in your own skin and don't hide behind clothes and gallons of makeup.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Being able to make those I love: happy.
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