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Never Married
Livingston, Montana
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In their own words

Never trust a chick in a baseball cap.

(She's hiding something...) For the first time viewer, the no-brainer stuff: I have a job. I have a car. I have a home. I have all my teeth and most of my hair (sadly, for some reason these little details need to be affirmed and ladies, I'm so sorry...). I have 3 jobs, actually. And two cars and a bike. And a truck now, because sometimes it snows here. A lot. And I only share my home with Little Dog, a rescue of sorts if you're wondering why a man like me has a fu-fu dog (he knows he's a fu-fu dog, and he's OK with it). Marine Corps veteran. Never did time. Never married (a few near misses, to be sure) and no kids. And I'm not a salesman so writing these self descriptions does not appeal to me. But I will tell you this: I will always be the man you met. I do not put on a facade to win women over. The very idea is exhausting and I don't care for false pretenses. Obviously, I expect the same. Something else for you to ponder. I *read* your profile. I look for things that appeal to me of course, but I also look for your preferences and desires and I respect them. And another fun fact you may not know that I found after reading a bunch of recommended profiles-there are a LOT of cougars on this site! You Armenian girls are naughty...

Appearance
Best Feature
Hair
Hair
Blonde
Eyes
Blue
Physique
Average
Height
6'  0"   (183 cm)
Family Roots
Swede
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Social Smoker
Drinking
Never
Has Kids
No
Wants Kids
I'll tell you later
Religion
Spiritual
Education
Some College
Occupation
Entertainment / Media / Dramatic Arts
Income
I'll tell you later
Exercise
None
Politics
Middle Of The Road
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
Acoustic, Blues, Classical, Classic Rock, Hard Rock / Metal, Rock & Roll, Punk
Favorites
Favorite Actresses
Elizabeth Hurley.
Favorite Athletes
Las Vegas Raiders.
Favorite Authors
Classics-Hugo, Dickens, Dumas, Tolstoy. And a little Steven King for an occasional guilty pleasure.
Favorite Bands
Far too many to list. Spent a good part of my youth in entertainment. No new country, no reggae.
Favorite Hangouts
LaPorte Rd.
Favorite Books
Current read-East of Eden
Favorite Cities
Not fond of cities but Chicago is cool.
Favorite Clothing Stores
None, but to defy the stereotype I do shop at the Men's Warehouse.
Favorite Colors
FS15042
Favorite Drinks
Pepsi
Favorite Fashion Designers
Whatever you're wearing at the time, doll.
Favorite Fast Foods
Yeesh.
Favorite Magazines
Fine Scale Modeler.
Favorite Comedies
Family Guy. Robot Chicken.
Favorite Dramas
Oh, I've had enough of drama, thanks.
Favorite Horror Movies
John Carpenter's The Thing.
Favorite Action Movies
The Godfather.
Favorite News Anchor
Are you kidding?
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
More than you need to know at the moment. Besides, what's the fun in telling you?
Favorite Plays
A Bad Year For Tomatoes.
Favorite Politicians
George Washington. They've all been pretty awful ever since.
Favorite Sports Teams
Las Vegas Raiders.
Favorite Quote From A Movie
We've all got it coming, kid.
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Van Halen-Stay Frosty (
Favorite Sports
NFL
Favorite Stocks
The big wooden ones that leave your legs free.
Favorite TV Comedies
Family Guy.
Favorite TV Dramas
Seriously-no drama.
Favorite TV News Sources
BBC, AP, Reuters.
Favorite Foods
Italian
Favorite Styles Of Music
No new country, no reggae.
Interests
Acting
Done it. Enjoyed it.
Animals
It is so cool to live in a part of the country where all the animals I wanted to see as a kid-
Antiques
wander out in the road in front of you on your way home from work. Saw my first snowshoe hare today.
Art
Never spent time with anyone who wanted to explore it.
Astrology
Virgo. And I AM perfect.
Astronomy
Is the moon still there? Awesome.
Barbecues
Family get-togethers.
Bars
Only to see a band.
Basketball
Not so much.
Biology
is a natural science concerned with the study of life and living organisms.
Board Games
Whadda ya got?
Business Finance
Why, that doesn't sound like fun at all.
Camping
Tent. No campers. That's cheating.
Card Games
Uno, with 4 decks.
Cars
I restore them. One of my personal projects is a '72 Duster 340.
Children
I've heard of them.
Circus
Circus.
Comedy
Steven Wright is positively brilliant. I miss Richard Jeni. Marc Maron. Bill Burr.
Cooking
All my own, and not out of a box either.
Dancing
Slow only. I know the rhythm but really, you don't want me to go there.
Dogs and Cats
Currently have a Pommeranian who loves bacon & carrots.
Drawing
There's always a faster gun in another town.
Electronics
Yup. Of course. I am man.
Exercise
I work for a living. Wouldn't mind taking up skiing again.
Food
Italian.
Football
Raider Nation.
Gambling
Never.
Guns
Not for public discussion.
Internet
You mean this here, where I've already wasted a half hour?
Live Concerts
As often as possible. I also work in live entertainment.
Math
Surprisingly, NOW I'm good at it.
Medicine
Are you buying or selling? Bayer Back & Body works for me.
Movies
Classics from 70-80s.
Opera
Worked for Phantom of the Opera a couple times. Great crew.
Painting
And often, too.
Pets
See that Pommeranian thing. Not into exotic pets.
Philosophy
Do unto others.
Photography
I try...
Politics
"If you've gone far to the left or far to the right, you know what you've done? You've gone too far..." Richard Jeni
Psychology
Turns out I'm good at this too. But I won't analyze you. Just your friends. :-P
Radio
Done that too.
Reading
My job is such that I can listen to audiobooks on my mp3 player, and I do frequently.
Religion
Don't push yours on me, and I won't push mine on you. Never cared for organized religion.
Rugs
Nope. Real hair.
Running
Finally found a motor for the Duster. But the bike runs fine.
School
I'll be back. I am hunger. Feed my head (Ronnie James Dio).
Shopping
When I have to. However, I'll spend hours in a hobby shop. And I don't mind hanging with you when you shop..
Singing
Can't sing. Court ordered.
Sky Diving
It's all piggyback now, thanks to the lawyers.
Snowboarding
Maybe.
Soccer
I miss the point.
Stock Market
See gambling.
Technology
Again, I am man. Hear me roar. At a broken CD player.
Television
TCM. Background noise.
Tennis
High School.
Theater
IATSE Local 470. Best job ever.
Traveling
Love to visit Verdun.
Video Games
PC games nowadays.
Walking
I can.
Writing
I just did.
Personality
Adventurousness Somewhat Daring
Affectionateness Somewhat Doting
Trustingness Average
Confidence Somewhat Confident
Independence Somewhat Independent
Mood Average
Romance Somewhat Romantic
Sociability Average
Thought Process Somewhat Analytical
Tolerance Average
Lifestyle
Dress Somewhat Formal
Energy Somewhat High
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Not a Part At All
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Always On Time
Spending Average
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
The first one.
Describe your perfect weekend.
One when the neighbors don't wake me up early.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't believe you actually KNOW until you are face-to-face. Eyes=windows of the soul.
How many kids would you like to have?
I think that time has passed.
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Be clean. And no sweatpants/pajamas/sleepwear in public, OK?
If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
The ability to travel through time at will.
What is the purpose of marriage?
NOT for keeping divorce lawyers in business.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
You can't help people who don't want to be helped.
What do your friends like about you most?
You're more than welcome to ask them. I'm not so narcissistic that I would.
What gets on your nerves?
Politics. TV news. Hypocricy. Strangers telling me what's best for me based on their own miserable lives.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Like there's just one...
What's the best age to get married?
Renaissance.
What turns you off?
Women who pick their eyebrows off just to paint them back on. We can tell, you know. A woman who is covered in graffiti. You're not a doodle pad.
What turns you on?
Nope. Find out for yourself.
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
Building my house.
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