artist seeking inspiring man

if you’re sick, I make awesome chicken soup and if you have something you need to get off your chest, my listening skills are the best. I hate sports, I really do…but I could tolerate it for you, and when you’re sad, I’ll try to make you laugh by dancing like a moron or saying something ridiculous. I’m not religious, but if you need someone to tell you you’ve been bad…I can do that. I have lots of practice with that. And when you’re feeling raunchy, I mean down right dirty, I can take you to my special place so we can have…a mud fight!!!!! In leopard print thongs…of course. And if you're into Medieval sword play...than I don't know. I'll see what I can do. Looking for a sensitive, creative type who is loving, really funny, a little weird and treats his lover as his equal.