Are you ready?

15 years of committed experience, house broken, trained. Loves to cuddle, hold hands, and take long walks. Makes passionate love and treats owner like a queen. Occasional feeding is fine but mostly cooks on its own. Comes with leash, one line instruction manual, and loyalty warranty. Warning: Very high energy levels, very athletic, not typical. Not interested in LDR. Potential owners need to have self love, believe and take care of their body as a temple for their soul, and be willing to follow reasonable biblical standards as much as is possible.