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49
Female
Divorced
Pasadena, CA
Are you interested?
In their own words

Just looking....

Need to find someone before I die. I'm literally almost there, so hurry. Joone madaret age appropriate bash. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy, nor do I wanna be a sugar mommy! I'm borderline diabetic so not into glucose guardianship. Joone madaret be a good person. At this age it's bad enough to have to start from scratch, games are not at all appropriate. Finally I've been in US all my life so I can't deal with javad agha mentality of FOBs. Sorry in advance.

Appearance
Hair
Brown
Eyes
Hazel
Physique
Average
Height
5'  3"   (160 cm)
Family Roots
Iranian
Race
White / Caucasian
My Lifestyle
Smoking
Non-Smoker
Drinking
Socially
Has Kids
Yes
Wants Kids
No
Religion
Other
Education
Professional Degree
Occupation
I'll tell you later
Income
I'll tell you later
Politics
Conservative
What languages do you speak?
English
Favorite Music
I'll tell you later
Favorites
Favorite Bands
Maroon 5
Favorite Books
Think and Grow Rich (doesn't work but good sleeping aid)
Favorite Cities
Venice (it's sinking like I am)
Favorite Clothing Stores
Gucci (if I you are buying)
Favorite Colors
Black (like my soul, also I am persian)
Favorite Country
Some where on Mars.... we shall see
Favorite Drinks
Anything over ice and not shaken
Favorite Fashion Designers
Vivian Westwood
Favorite Fast Foods
Chick-fil-A
Favorite Comedies
My life
Favorite Dramas
Also my life
Favorite Horror Movies
My life again
Favorite Action Movies
Not my life
Favorite Place To Be Kissed
Beee tarbiyat! Kotak mikhay?
Favorite Politicians
Biden ....... NOT!
Favorite Sports Teams
Yankees
Favorite Quote From A Movie
I'll be back
Favorite Restaurants
Nobu
Favorite Songs At The Moment
Yeki hast
Favorite Sports
Swimming
Favorite Stocks
Voo
Interests
Animals
Must love cats
Dating
Rather get a root canal without anesthesia but I'm here.
Philosophy
He was a brave man, he who first ate an oyster
Lifestyle
Dress Average
Energy Average
Go Party Sometimes
Religion Average
Neatness Somewhat Neat
Punctuality Often Late
Spending Average
Work Ethic Driven
Insights
Describe the perfect evening.
Shab bood byaban bood zemestan bood
Describe your perfect weekend.
There isn't enough room
Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in Santa
How many kids would you like to have?
I wanna give away the ones I have.... any takers? (Jk)
How important is someone's physical appearance to you?
Important. It's been 9 years since I have been attracted to anyone
What is the purpose of marriage?
You don't die alone, and to accompany each other to and from doctor's appointments. Also if you die someone needs to call 911.
What is the most important lesson that you've learned?
Life is too short and before you blink it's over
What do your friends like about you most?
I'm super fun when I want to be
What do your friends tease you about the most?
That I'm a recluse
What gets on your nerves?
Biden, taxes, illegals, traffic, slow drivers, potholes, people who talk too much, sticky food, food stuck in my teeth, running out of TP mid way through, utility bills, self check out at grocery stores, my estupid ex, really hot days, stubles, bubbles, my alarm in the morning and Mondays! I absolutely hate Mondays.
What is the most important thing in a relationship?
Truth
What's the best age to get married?
49.5
What turns you off?
Dahati boys who think they are not dahati
What turns you on?
Loyalty, kindness, sincerity
What do you hope to be doing five years from now?
I'm tired of being alone, so hopefully I'll have my person by then
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