I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

I guess if it is required I will follow the rules but I am not thrilled about it. Plus if I don't put anything down I could be perceived as a bit of an enigma and Eligible Greeks won't approve my profile unless I have exactly 200 characters. I suppose I could follow everybody else and list all the things I like and don't like but I am not much of one for following everybody else. If you can't tell I am very sarcastic and love to laugh, mostly at other people, especially when they fall down. On a more serious note I am looking for new ways to meet new people and I figure I have nothing to lose, except my wallet if you are a thief. That and you can't really make fun of me for meeting somebody online because you are on here too. If we end up going on a date we can make up a marvelous story of how we met and we will mention nothing about us meeting on Eligible Greeks. The people from Eligible Greeks won't like that but that is just too bad for them because they should mind their own business. If you read all of this mish mosh and you are interested in talking, feel free to contact me but don't think about reporting me to POF or we will have beef and I am not talking about hamburgers. P.S. What the hell ever happened to Waldo? He was quite the creep show if you ask me. P.P.S. Why didn't they ever make a Space Balls 2? I am still waiting for it to come out!