(She's hiding something...) For the first time viewer, the no-brainer stuff: I have a job. I have a car. I have a home. I have all my teeth and most of my hair (sadly, for some reason these little details need to be affirmed and ladies, I'm so sorry...). I have 3 jobs, actually. And two cars and a bike. And a truck now, because sometimes it snows here. A lot. And I only share my home with Little Dog, a rescue of sorts if you're wondering why a man like me has a fu-fu dog (he knows he's a fu-fu dog, and he's OK with it). Marine Corps veteran. Never did time. Never married (a few near misses, to be sure) and no kids. And I'm not a salesman so writing these self descriptions does not appeal to me. But I will tell you this: I will always be the man you met. I do not put on a facade to win women over. The very idea is exhausting and I don't care for false pretenses. Obviously, I expect the same. Something else for you to ponder. I *read* your profile. I look for things that appeal to me of course, but I also look for your preferences and desires and I respect them. And another fun fact you may not know that I found after reading a bunch of recommended profiles-there are a LOT of cougars on this site! You Armenian girls are naughty...